Big Kim was preparing his campaign for PM:
When suddenly...
A challenge!
The itteh bitteh party room committeh debated, and voted
And a glorious new leader emerged
With a cunning plan, to win the elecshuns with merchandising and a slogan, all based on the glorious new leader
But then after the elecshuns
His communication skills went down hill
Chorus:
And further down hill
Chorus:
And yet further down the hill
Chorus:
The papers The Australian was full of a made-up challenge
Chorus:
And finally, the shadowy union figures who control the Labor Parteh said
At the same time, concerned about teh loyalty of teh deputy, the Glorious Leader was polling his colleagues:
And when his deputy found out, she not so happy acshully
So when the shadowy union figures came to her
She said
The itteh bitteh parteh room committee said
The former leaduh held a press conference
Then teh new leaduh helds a press conference
Everyone claps
And Red Kerry loves her cause they are both redheads
The end (for nao).
Not too far off the mark?
