So, the world's ending tomorrow, no? I'm a little unsure of how I feel about that. I've decided there are pros and cons. And since Sammy doesn't want to talk to me about anything remotely existential right now (I watch Upide Down Show, Mama), you guys are stuck with me.
Things I'll be sad about if the world ends tomorrow:
*1 - I'll never have owned a pair or Louboutins. This is first. (well, you know. Children. Husband. Louboutins. World Peace... YadaYadaYada)
These ones would have been nice. Paired up with an Elie Saab, no?
*2 - I'm still reading my 2 books (ones paper, one e-book). I don't know if I've got a chance to read them both before tomorrow. I HATE not getting to finish my books.
*3 - I'll never find out if QLD can kick NSW's ass 6 YEARS IN A FREAKING ROW. How frustrating to miss the 1st Origin by a couple of freaking days. Darren Lockyer is retiring from the game at the end of this year. I want to see both of these pictures again by the end of September. I want him to win all 3 - a test series, a premiership and the State of Origin - all as captain.
*4 - I'm never, ever, ever going to work out Twitter. I'll never sit with the cool blogging chicks on a Friday night and tweet. Or be a twit. Or whatever it is they do. I'll never understand trending or hashtagging. Ever. This is kind of a big one, as I'd imagine it'd be a good thing for my blog..? Do you think I can have it worked out by then?
*5 - I'll never make it to a Blogger's Conference. :( I'll never meet those cool blogging chicks.
*6- I'll never find out what on earth Jessica did to Elizabeth to make her run away to New York! I swear, it's the next book on my list! I have it, sitting on my computer, just waiting for me to finish the two I have going.
*7 - I have a Snickers in the fridge. It's been there 2 weeks. If I eat it now I'll get heartburn. If I don't though...what a waste!
Zombie attack comes too. It doesn't seem to end too well for me?
I took another one, just to check. It told me I'd be the first one eaten. So you know, crap!
*9 - I never got to leave Joel for Josh Lyman. :(
*10 - I'll never get to find out exactly what kind of mother in law I'd have made for the
little skanky tramp woman that stole married my boys.
There are good things though.
I have a library bag sitting by my bed. There are 11 books in it. They are about 6 weeks overdue. Preeeeetty sure there's going to be quite the fine.
Yesterday, I put my first paid ad on the blog ------> Payment for the first 3 months went through about half an hour ago. There was no Zombie clause in the invoice. They probably should have thought of that, no?
Sarah Palin can never run for ANY office of any kind again. That kind of outranks everything, no?
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