So, the world's ending tomorrow, no? I'm a little unsure of how I feel about that. I've decided there are pros and cons. And since Sammy doesn't want to talk to me about anything remotely existential right now (I watch Upide Down Show, Mama), you guys are stuck with me.
Things I'll be sad about if the world ends tomorrow:
*1 - I'll never have owned a pair or Louboutins. This is first. (well, you know. Children. Husband. Louboutins. World Peace... YadaYadaYada)
These ones would have been nice. Paired up with an Elie Saab, no?
*2 - I'm still reading my 2 books (ones paper, one e-book). I don't know if I've got a chance to read them both before tomorrow. I HATE not getting to finish my books.
*3 - I'll never find out if QLD can kick NSW's ass 6 YEARS IN A FREAKING ROW. How frustrating to miss the 1st Origin by a couple of freaking days. Darren Lockyer is retiring from the game at the end of this year. I want to see both of these pictures again by the end of September. I want him to win all 3 - a test series, a premiership and the State of Origin - all as captain.
*4 - I'm never, ever, ever going to work out Twitter. I'll never sit with the cool blogging chicks on a Friday night and tweet. Or be a twit. Or whatever it is they do. I'll never understand trending or hashtagging. Ever. This is kind of a big one, as I'd imagine it'd be a good thing for my blog..? Do you think I can have it worked out by then?
*5 - I'll never make it to a Blogger's Conference. :( I'll never meet those cool blogging chicks.
*6- I'll never find out what on earth Jessica did to Elizabeth to make her run away to New York! I swear, it's the next book on my list! I have it, sitting on my computer, just waiting for me to finish the two I have going.
*7 - I have a Snickers in the fridge. It's been there 2 weeks. If I eat it now I'll get heartburn. If I don't though...what a waste!
You made it 22% % of it
Well you lasted ten minutes get more training and you might actually survive and be the hero,but for now you die.
How long will you live in a Zombie Attack
Take More Quizzes
How long will you live in a Zombie Attack
Take More Quizzes
I took another one, just to check. It told me I'd be the first one eaten. So you know, crap!
*9 - I never got to leave Joel for Josh Lyman. :(
*10 - I'll never get to find out exactly what kind of mother in law I'd have made for the little skanky tramp woman that stole married my boys.
There are good things though.
I have a library bag sitting by my bed. There are 11 books in it. They are about 6 weeks overdue. Preeeeetty sure there's going to be quite the fine.
Yesterday, I put my first paid ad on the blog ------> Payment for the first 3 months went through about half an hour ago. There was no Zombie clause in the invoice. They probably should have thought of that, no?
Sarah Palin can never run for ANY office of any kind again. That kind of outranks everything, no?
This is a FYBF post. Head over to the Glowess and join in. Quick! It might be your last chance.....
Love this! Great post. I sincerely hope you get to tweet next week.
ReplyDeleteIs that SVH book real? I must read!!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on the Sarah Palin thing.
I'll fight you for Josh, ok?! Maybe we can start our own lemonlyman.com (gosh it was hard to get the iPhone to accept that!) but we'll come up with a better name.
Thanks for your commen on my blog. I'm glad you stopped by so I could find this little gem. Things I'd be upset about if world ended tomorrow: never getting to see my unborn baby (even on a scan), the uneaten mars bar in the fridge (true), my hubby has been away this week, not getting to see my daughter (14 months) grow up. Positive side? I have about $10000 of bills to pay in about 10 days!!! Argh!
ReplyDeleteI heart you big time for the laughs you've just given me!
ReplyDeleteThanks for reminding why I should give the household chores/work emails/gym the finger today and sit back and tuck into a chunky
Promise me if the world doesn't end you will work out Twatter and then teach me?
xx
Tulipgirl - it is indeed. http://www.sweetvalleytenyearslater.com/
ReplyDeleteEm - I think there is far more chance of the world ending tomorrow than me working out twitter!
I've downloaded the sample on Kindle, Mel! Looking forward to reading and possibly (?probably) buying the full version. I loved SVH as a young teenager even though it bore no resemblance to my life. Maybe that was the appeal? I was an Elizabeth fan. You?
ReplyDeleteThanks for alerting me to this book. Some wasted time coming up on my weekend I think :).
A new SW high book?!??!!?? Really?!?!? Dammit, I neeeeed it.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who hasn't heard the world is ending?
ReplyDeleteGreat lists! Thanks for letting me know about the book. If you would do a review on it after you read it, that would be great!
P.S. My captcha for this comment is "hooni." I'm sure you can come up with a great definition for this word for my Blogger-dash game next week!
LOL, this post totally cracked me up! Love your perspective.
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy that you think I'm cool - that's, like, totally random - but I don't think I've ever actually tweeted on a Friday night. In fact, I'm a shite twit who doesn't get it and I just dabble from time to time. This afternoon I had my very first 'actual' twitter convo and it was fun (and addictive) but that's how slow I have been to catch onto the whole thing. So, we match!!! Both not cool, believe me!
When you find out about those Wakefield twins latest bust-up shenanigans, do let me know! x
There's a snickers in the fridge and you haven't eaten it? Heartburn or no, I'm pretty sure that's wrong.
ReplyDeleteThought you'd linked up my own post when I saw the title :P
Oh jeebus, SVH ten years on! I must find it nooowwww. Oh, world still here, btw.
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