Speaking of Secrets

There's another one. It's pretty big (but fluffy, unlike the last post).

Only this one is utterly mortifying.

You know how there's been all of this fuss over Kim Kardashian's divorce? Well, truth be told, I really didn't know anything about it. I didn't know that much about the wedding (except that there was one, and that it was a big deal).  I didn't know who all the players were, which sister was which, which sibling belonged to which parent....

I'm not a reality tv watcher.  I like reality like Grand Designs and Deliver me and the Amazing Race (though I confess, I'm not sure that's still on. I haven't watched a series of Amazing Race in 8 years).  But Big Brother/Masterchef/Kardashians/The Hills etc - not so much.

Well, out of curiosity, I aquired the season of Kim and Kourtney take New York. And I watched it, in anight. I was so embarrassed, I watched it after Joel went to sleep.  And every time he stirred in bed, I'd pause it and quickly click my mouse over to Words With Friends.

And then I watched the season of Khloe and Lamar. Oh, the shame!

It's been a week now. I've watched Kim and Kourtney take New York. I've watched the first two sesons of Keeping up With The Kardashians.  I've gone so far as to identify with one of the characters and hate certain others!!!!

Joel caught me. Red handed. He walked in and I was sneaking in the last few minutes of an ep I'd been watching earlier in the day.  His face was hysterical! He almost paled, and his jaw just dropped as he choked out 6 words.

"You'll be hearing from my attourney".

I think I have a choice to make.   It's a no brainer, of course. I adore Joel. Couldn't live without him.

But there are 5 seasons left. I haven't seen the wedding(s) or the birth of Mason!

What the hell happened to me?

All I know is - if it ever turns into Jersey Shore or Real HouseB!tches of anywhere - I'm gonna need you to shoot me. :-)