(whispers...) And then we shall never speak of this abomination again, mkay?
Ok. So I already made my deep, humiliating
confession to you last week. We were all very amused. Ha Ha. Joel threatened me with divorce. I felt like I'd sold my soul to a Devil with a facelift and far too much LVT luggage.
But my final verdict. I've watched all 6 seasons. I've watched all 5 seasons of spin offs.
(Yes. Joel is utterly speechless. It's so far past mocking, I think he's just not sure what the hell just happened, but his world shifted on it's axis. Poor dear). And before you get to
your mocking, dear readers....let's just call it "blog research"? Yes? Far less humiliating to me. Almost respectable
(streeeeeeetching it a little, perhaps?) Like one of those government studies researching the number of hairs on the average 3 year old otter. The kind of stuff that sooo deserves that $600 000 government research grant it got.
So. The Kardashian-Jenner family. Quite the clan, no?
Bruce Jenner.
I have to say. I actually like him. I feel terrible for him that he had to go through that painful ball removing procedure, but I like him. I think he is under appreciated by every single woman/girl in that family. He deserves far more credit from the girls as their father - he raised them from a very young age. I do not understand how he can stand the
shrill dulcet tones of his wife's voice
screaming.
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Don't be fooled. Those are not just large earrings. Those are, in fact, Bruce's balls, all glammed up.
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Kris Jenner. I think this photo says it all.
Someone living vicariously through her babies? Stage Mama? Desperate for the spotlight? Kris? Noooooo!
Although, I'm not sure how many managers attend their 'client's' events dressed like this!
Kourtney and Scott
Meh. She irritates me. He's a douche, but a douche who's not going anywhere. They love him. They hate him. They love him. They hate him. Rinse. Lather. Repeat. There's a (very cute, I have to say) baby now, and desire for another...so I guess he's staying in the picture.
Khloe (& Lamar) because, let's face it. It's always going to be (& Lamar).
I think she's the one I'm most torn on. There's a part of me who likes Khloe. She seems to be the nicest to Bruce, the closest to giving him the credit and respect as a parent that he deserves (Well. Hang on. Except for the whole 'let's not tell Bruce I'm getting married in 9 days, and waiting til the last possible second to ask him to walk her down the aisle. I admit, I cried for him, at how hurt he was). She stands up to her mother better than the other girls. She says what she thinks. She finds it hard to let go of things (like me) and can't just pretend that someone (Scott) was a violent douche-bag a couple of months ago, just because everyone else has decided they like him again.
She's pretty aggressive though....scary! I do like her and Lamar though. Whirlwind though it may have been, I mostly really like Lamar (because he thinks they're all a bunch of freaks but loves them anyway, like a sweet son-in-law) and think they're a pretty good match. I want them to work, I think I might be invested in them. I hate that I might be invested in them.
I think it's because I honestly, completely believe him every time he tells her how beautiful she is. I know what it's like to be the 'bigger' sister. I know what that does to your self esteem. So to watch him tell her that she's perfect to him, that he doesn't care if she puts on weight, that she's beautiful...I love that about him. Because I don't think that's for the cameras. I think he means it.
Rob Kardashian.
Meh. Not really much of an opinion here. I don't like or dislike him. Bit of a Mama's boy who needs to work out what he wants to do with his life. Needs to move out of his sisters' house and let her be married without a family member living with them!
Kylie and Kendall Jenner
Yeah. They probably hate by now always been referred to as Kylie and Kendall, rather than individually. Tough. Spoiled girls, who's mother undermines their real parent (Bruce) at every turn. In my opinion, both too young (and in Kendall's case, IMO far to thin)to be doing what they're doing....
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Ok. Now the real reason that I even started watching this to find out what all the fuss was about - the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries wedding/divorce.
I joked (before I watched any of the shows) that it HAD to be a chiropractic problem...that height difference is insane!
But in all seriousness. First of all, did they actually like each other? Not the idea of each other, but did they like each other personally? He clearly was freaked out by what a materialistic snob she was. She clearly didn't think she was punctual/smooth/rich/materialistic enough for her. As close to the rehearsal dinner, both wanted out, and weren't really hiding it at all.
I saw in that episode (the one before the ceremony) her yelling at him that she'd "been dreaming every detail of this wedding since I was 10 years old" and him firing back "Yeah. And you could just slip any groom into the picture".
He's almost right. I can't believe any person close or otherwise thought that this could work. That she had any groom in her head but this one...
There's not a chance in hell (and I say this after 2 weeks of watching the entire series) she was even close to over Reggie Bush.
Sounds a bit like that might be mutual. He's been dating an actual KK
lookalike. I'm not saying they have similar features. I'm saying she's
played Kim in ads and other TV shows. My tip is that they're back together by our winter next year.
Ok. All done. They're out of our
(my) systems now, right? No need to ever speak of them again.
Until Kim and whomever take New York again for the aftermath of the divorce....